Who is Chico?
Chico is really Juan Roberto (as in "you've got the right juan baby"). He's a little bit country and a little bit rock 'n roll! Read on, and get to know the Juan behind the Chico...

Full Name: Juan Roberto Ortiz
Nicknames: Chico, Cheeky-Monkey

Birthday: we think its in February, but, well, frankly, we can't recall
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 28
Birthplace: Deep in the heart of Texas

Height: 5 foot something
Eye color: brown
Hair color: black
Number of Piercings: One, but its very, very private
Tattoos: absolutly not

Been in a car crash: all the time
First Concert: Stevie Ray Vaughn

Foods: Thai and traditional Mex
Croutons or bacon bits: croutons
Sprite or 7UP: Sprite
Coffee or coffee ice cream: ice cream
Salad dressing: Rasberry Poppyseed
Favorite Ice Cream: Plain Vanilla Frozen Ice Milk
Favorite Fast food Restaurant: Boca Grande

Favorite Place to be kissed: forehead
Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings
Favorite Song at the Moment: Open Arms by Journey
Favorite TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Designing Women
Favorite Flower: the tulip
Favorite Cocktail: Tequilia
Favorite Sport to Watch: football and baseball
Favorite Football Team: Dallas Cowboys
Favorite Baseball Team: Boston Red Sox (please note the baseball team selection does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the website designer)
Favorite Softball Team: The Jeffersons
Softball Position: Left Field

How many times did you fail your permit/drivers license test: 0
What do you think of Ouija boards? Bullshit
Which store would you choose to max your credit card: Home Depot
What words or phrases do you overuse: "dude where's my car?"

Friend that lives furthest away: Nate
Most annoying thing is: Sanford (neighbor downstairs—jerk)
Best things: a strong cheese and fresh underwear warm from the dryer
Bedtime: I never sleep